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funny collection of Twas The Night Before Christmas parodies
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| Alien Night Before Christmas (1) Posted to alt.alien.research by E. L. (nyceddie@webtv.net) on 2001-12-24. 'Twas the night before Christmas, and pouring down rain, Not much was working, especially Ray's brain. He stared at his monitor in the usual way, When from Ed comes a message, "Please send me more hay!" The kooks were nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of gang-probes danced in their heads 'Ms. M' was a-ranting while Ben took his nap When Twonky discovered, " My shit tastes like crap!" When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, Caused by Ed the horse as he fell over the ladder. Away to the window Ben flew like a flash, While Ray yelled "cops" and flushed down his stash. Out in the taverns, A few kooks were drinking, Hoping that alcohol would un-fuck their thinking. When all of a sudden the door opened wide, In came an alien who shouted, "There's a talking horse outside!" The kooks all jumped, full of great glee When Twonky proclaimed, "My piss tastes like pee!" Send This Dirty Xmas Parody To A Friend << Back to DirtyXmas.com |
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