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A
funny collection of Twas The Night Before Christmas parodies
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| An Assville Christmas Fantasy Posted to soc.sexuality.spanking by JamesHill@Altavista.net on 1998-12-10. Twas the night before Christmas And all through Assville There was nary a flame, Not one Nil! The bottoms were tucked in, All snug in their bed Although one or two Was a shade more than red. And moma in her handcuffs, And I in my cap Had just settled down for a long winter's nap, When all over Assville - There arose such a clatter, I peered over her ass, to see what was the matter. And out on the lawn Was a sight to behold Why it was most of Assville The Young and the Old. There was Bori, and Bookbabe, And Joni and Swen, There Jule, and Papa, And more ladies and men. And all of Assville Had one and all A strange look on each face - And was staring wild-eyed At the sight that took place: For there in the snow And I swear this took place! Were Klonda and Duchin Their bodies locked in embrace. Now some say it was consensual And some say it was not - But by the moonlight was clear The spanking was hot! And so we all watched This sight to behold, And what joy came to Assville, The young and the old And so many years hence, Still the story was told, Of the Christmas in Assville, When all flames were on hold. Send This Dirty Xmas Parody To A Friend << Back to DirtyXmas.com |
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