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funny collection of Twas The Night Before Christmas parodies
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| Cross Dressing Night Before Christmas Posted to alt.fashion.crossdressing by Shae Guerin (shae@tic.ab.ca) on 2002-12-23. 'Twas the night before Christmas, and all thru the house I was making my plans to look more like my spouse I carefully laid out my very best clothes My bra and my panties, my slip and my hose My stockings weren't hung by the chimney tonite They were on me instead, feeling sensually tight My dress was of velvet, a burgundy red And on my long nails a new polish was spread With makeup and jewelry, high heels on my feet I was looking so sexy, and feeling so sweet When out in the yard there arose such a noise That I sprang from my bedroom, forgetting my poise The moon on the snow with it's brilliant white glitter Reminds me of lace, to set my heart a-twitter When what to my long-lashed eyes should appear But a person in red with a sleigh and reindeer But I couldn't tell, was it a 'he' or a 'she' The one with the pack was dressed somewhat like me There in the sleigh was this 'cutsey' old flirt With a white wig and makeup, a red blouse and skirt The reindeer were sparkling, with rhinestones and pearls And their antlers in ribbons, so they all looked like girls When s/he stepped from the sleigh, to my eyes were revealed Her knee-hi black boots with their seven-inch heels Santa just blushed, but I stood there and smiled And said, "Hello, my dear, can you stay for awhile?" "Well you finally caught me", he said with a pout "At this time on Christmas, folks are seldom about." "I don't go enfemme very ofen at home, Mrs Clause doesn't like it, so I do it alone. "So when I give out goodies to make others smile "I like to feel pretty and femme for awhile." "So I ride off dressed up, from my hi-heels to wig, "On Christmas eve night while I'm doing my gig." I said, "Don't worry Santa, your secret is safe Why don't you come in and just freshen your face." We sat and we talked and vented our passion For feminine frills and the latest new fashions We finally parted with a hug and a kiss S/he said, "I must go now, or some children I'll miss" I went to my party and had a great time With music and laughter and good food and wine But when I returned and looked under my tree I found some new pretties from sweet Santa to me Lacy panties, a bra and a soft satin blouse Perfumes and some candles to light up my house But it wasn't the goodies that swept away my blues It was knowing that Santa was a crossdresser too So next time don't judge all the people you meet By what they are wearing when out on the street For in being onesself, there's no 'wrong or right' Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night Send This Dirty Xmas Parody To A Friend << Back to DirtyXmas.com |
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