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A
funny collection of Twas The Night Before Christmas parodies
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| Dirty Night Before Christmas (3) Posted to rec.humor by mdwyer@lamar.ColoState.EDU (Michael Dwyer) on 1994-10-01. 'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, everyone was getting laid, even the mouse. With Ma in her whore house and dad in jail, I had just settled down for a nice piece of tail... When out on the lawn, there rose such a clatter, I sprang from my sister-in-law to see what was the matter. I threw open the shudders and threw out the hash, tripped over my boner and busted my ass. And out on the lawn but what should appear but a rusty ol' sleigh, and 8 fucking reindeer. Out of the sleigh jumped a big, fat dick... and I knew in an instant it must be St. Prick. "To the top of the roofs, to the top of the walls, on you bastards before I cut off your balls!" He came down the chimney like a bat outta Hell, and I knew for a fact the poor fucker had fell. He filled the stockings with pretzels and beer, and a big rubber dick for my brother the queer. Then he rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart, that son of a bitch, he blew the damn thing apart! And he cursed and he swore as he rode out of sight, "Fuck you all, I've had one hell of a night!" Send This Dirty Xmas Parody To A Friend << Back to DirtyXmas.com |
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