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A
funny collection of Twas The Night Before Christmas parodies
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| Drugged Night Before Christmas Posted to alt.jokes,alt.jokes.limericks by Ray Gaylog on 1997-10-26. 'Twas the night of Friday and all through the town no pigs were stirring no narcs were around The joints were all rolled and stuffed into sacks in dreams we'd get wasted to the highest climax When suddenly at the door we heard three knocks we all looked at each other and said "oh fuck its the cops" We opened the door and to red eyes appeared a pound of Colombian and a keg of beer The man standing next to it wore only a smile so we invited him in to party awhile He spoke not a word but proceeded to stroll he opened a beer and lit up a bowl and as we all jammed to the Greatful Dead rings of incense encircled our heads and as he left and bid us good night he said "marijuana to all" "and to all a good high" Send This Dirty Xmas Parody To A Friend << Back to DirtyXmas.com |
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