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A
funny collection of Twas The Night Before Christmas parodies
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| Gay Night Before Christmas (1) Posted to alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.gaymen by Anonymous on 1997-12-06. Twas the night before Christmas and all alone I sat, so I turned on the computer for some on-line chat! Into a room I entered quite caustiously, when all of a sudden, someone I.M.'D me. He described himself and sounded like a real cutie But I didn't want to sound trollish or all tricky. So I asked the boy "do you have a lover?" And when he said no-------I invited him right over!!! I washed my face and combed my hair threw open my closet-"god, what should I wear!" And then came a knock---I opened the door. I asked him to step in so I could see him more. Then with amazement and great surprise stood antonio sabato right before my eyes! This can't be real! I must be dreamin'! There I stood with my boner, lawd, iwas creamin'!!!!! He smiled and reached out. Boy, I was ready. His grip was firm and hands-very steady! It took just a moment---it didn't last long. Then with a smile and a wink, antonio was gone. But I really can't bitch, no need to complain. Now if I can only remember the man's screen name.hmmmmm? Send This Dirty Xmas Parody To A Friend << Back to DirtyXmas.com |
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