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A
funny collection of Twas The Night Before Christmas parodies
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| Gay Night Before Christmas (2) Posted to unknown by Anonymous on unknown. Twas the night before christmas and all through the house clothes were strown all around and all about. A pair of shorts and some boxers I could see and something else which-dare I say?-resembled a tree. No branches were found, it appeared quite smooth excluding some veins which appeared where it grooved. Standing so tall, I admired it's girth it's weight in gold couldn't measure it's worth! As I grew closer, I shook with desire! To mount this tree would surely ignite my fire! I strained and I huffed as I sat on this tree. I felt as if something would rupture inside of me. With each stroke brought discomfort, but as time wore on I found the pain I had felt was completely gone. My nuts, they rose! My teeth did chatter! I put a sock in my mouth so the bastards wouldn't shatter! I grabbed my cock 'cause something went crazy! This tree I had sat on had become all sick and lazy. I jumped off of it as quick as I could, but it was too late.it did no good. It laid there all flaccid in a pool of wet mess so I stroked myself while it took a little rest. And wouldn't you know it, just as I gave the final stroke that log started to rise and quickly awoke! But I was too far gone-there was no turning back. My head thrashed about-I had an attack! So I laid there next to the log, now a tree. I looked up at it, and it down on me. "Wow!!!", I said with detectable delight. "It's been a good day and one hell of a good night!" Send This Dirty Xmas Parody To A Friend << Back to DirtyXmas.com |
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