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A
funny collection of Twas The Night Before Christmas parodies
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| Guns Night Before Christmas Posted to alt.fan.karl-malden.nose,alt.butt.harp,alt.bite-me,alt.non.sequit by The Greaseman on 1997-12-09. 'Twas the night before Christmas and all tru da house, Nuttin' was stirrin', Not even a fuckin' mouse. Adrian was....talkin', Wearin' her cap. I said, "'ay, Shut yer yap." Gotta move, and I gotta move quick. 'Cause tonight I'm gonna blow away Ol' Saint Nick. Last year, I said 'Hey! Bring a new weight set to try!' Instead, he left This polka-dot tie. So as I sit By the nativity scene, I lock and I load My mini-14. What's that? Footsteps? Reindeer, I hear? I'll soon be pumpin' lead Into Santa's big rear. My finger's on the trigger, I'm ready to go At da sound o'dat first Ho-ho-ho-ho. He's in my chimney! He starts to slide down! Lemme reach in And let off a few rounds! [POW! POW! POW!] [AAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGH!!!!!!!!] My gun, it did quiver With lead, it did chatter. Across my lawn, reindeer guts I did splatter. Kill Dasher, Kill Dancer, Kill Prancer and Vixen! My barrel's so hot, I'm doin' some schvitzin'. So this Christmastime, You better fend for yourselves. I've blown away Santa, Now it's on to the elves. Send This Dirty Xmas Parody To A Friend << Back to DirtyXmas.com |
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