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A
funny collection of Twas The Night Before Christmas parodies
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| Murderous Night Before Christmas Posted to rec.arts.mystery by NoDoze on 1999-12-08. Twas the night before christmas and all through the house the killer was killing, even the mouse He scattered the bodies by the chimney with flare not knowing who'd find them, not seeming to care Then what to his demented eyes should appear some fat guy with what looked like real tiny deer He snuck up and wacked the guy in the suit and loaded his van with all the new loot He drove away singing with the radio in unison wondering how to cook all this venison BBWwwwaaaaa hahahahaha Send This Dirty Xmas Parody To A Friend << Back to DirtyXmas.com |
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