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  Murderous Night Before Christmas

Posted to rec.arts.mystery by NoDoze on 1999-12-08.
Twas the night before christmas and all through the house
the killer was killing, even the mouse

He scattered the bodies by the chimney with flare
not knowing who'd find them, not seeming to care

Then what to his demented eyes should appear
some fat guy with what looked like real tiny deer

He snuck up and wacked the guy in the suit
and loaded his van with all the new loot

He drove away singing with the radio in unison
wondering how to cook all this venison

BBWwwwaaaaa hahahahaha



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