A funny collection of Twas The Night Before Christmas parodies
| Obnoxious Nite Before Christmas
Posted to rec.humor by firstname.lastname@example.org (Tony D. Lowe) on 1995-12-23.
Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, everyone felt
shitty, (even the mouse). Mom on the toilet, and Dad smoking grass, I
had just settled down for a nice piece of ass. When out on the roof I
heard such a clatter, I sprang from my piece to see what was the matter.
While up on the roof, I saw some old prick, I knew in a moment it must
be Saint Nick. He came down the chimney like a bat out of Hell. I knew
in a second, the old fucker had fell. He filled all the stockings with
whiskey and beer, and had a big rubber dick for my brother the queer.
He rose up the chimney with a thundering fart. The son of a bitch blew
my chimney apart. He swore and he cursed as he rode out of sight.
"Piss on you all, its been one hell of a night!"
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