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A
funny collection of Twas The Night Before Christmas parodies
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| Obnoxious Nite Before Christmas Posted to rec.humor by hapmstr@thepoint.net (Tony D. Lowe) on 1995-12-23. Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, everyone felt shitty, (even the mouse). Mom on the toilet, and Dad smoking grass, I had just settled down for a nice piece of ass. When out on the roof I heard such a clatter, I sprang from my piece to see what was the matter. While up on the roof, I saw some old prick, I knew in a moment it must be Saint Nick. He came down the chimney like a bat out of Hell. I knew in a second, the old fucker had fell. He filled all the stockings with whiskey and beer, and had a big rubber dick for my brother the queer. He rose up the chimney with a thundering fart. The son of a bitch blew my chimney apart. He swore and he cursed as he rode out of sight. "Piss on you all, its been one hell of a night!" Send This Dirty Xmas Parody To A Friend << Back to DirtyXmas.com |
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