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A
funny collection of Twas The Night Before Christmas parodies
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| Sexual Leather Night Before Christmas Posted to dillys.space,stationery.bitches-from-hell by leathergoddess@hotmail.com on 1999-11-28. T'was the fright before Christmas, when all through my cave, Not a creature was stirring, Not even my slave. As I hung my fishnet stockings over the chimney with care I heard St. Nick say, *Leather Goddess, Your new whips are over there*. With a gleam in his eye, he slid down his pants Leather knew what to do she was taking no chance. As he climbed back up the chimney, and onto the roof, I heard whips cracking and a reindeer's tiny little hoof. As St. Nick climbed into his sleigh, I hear him say to me, * be naughty, dear Leather, and I'll be back right away!* As he flew off and on out of sight, Rudolph's nose and Santa's ass....... Both glowed quite bright! Send This Dirty Xmas Parody To A Friend << Back to DirtyXmas.com |
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