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A
funny collection of Twas The Night Before Christmas parodies
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| Sexual Sheep Night Before Christmas Posted to alt.west-virginia by northcountry (northcountry76@hotmail.com) on 2002-12-20. 'Twas a week before Christmas and down at the creche 'ol Joey was slippin' poor Lambchop the flesh. Like a horse he was hung and his ass it was bare, he was a' tappin some strange donning more wool than hair! When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter He sprang from his ewe to see what was the matter The moon on the breast of his freshly shagged sheep Gave a luster to the lanolin on his gum-booted feet When what to his bloodgorged balls should appear But eight Charleston po-leece-mans, approaching from the rear They spotted ol' Joey his winky a hangin' jumpin' out from behind the sheep he'd been bangin' "Hold it right there you deranged lunatic!" "You can't molest sheep with the end of your dick!" "What's wrong Officer!" said Joey, now shrunken in fear, "This is by-God West Virginny, it's a tradition 'round here!" They wrapped him burlap and cinched up the sack and gave him a cell with a big guy named Mack Mack twitched up his nose When Joey drew near "Ah smells me some booty. Hey joy boy come here!" So Joey wound up trading places with Lambchop Ol' Mack did Deliverance,'til he gave up his last drop Now Joey's a bride in the Charleston jail He's first choice of squeeze when Mack wants some tail So next time you pass by a Nativity Don't stop for a quickie or even to pee! Send This Dirty Xmas Parody To A Friend << Back to DirtyXmas.com |
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