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A
funny collection of Twas The Night Before Christmas parodies
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| Twas the night before dooms day Posted to alt.pro-wrestling.wwf by sinistersteve (sinniistersteve@attbinospam.com) on 2001-12-18. Twas the night before doom's day and all through the house everyone felt shitty, even the mouse. Mom at the whorehouse and Dad smoking grass, and I just settled down for a nice piece of ass. When out on the lawn I heard such a clatter, I sprang from my piece to see what was the matter. Then out on the lawn I saw a big dick, I knew in a moment it must be St. Prick. He came down from the chimney like a bat out of hell, I knew in a moment the fucker had fell. He filled all the stockings with pretzels and beer, and a big rubber dick for my brother the queer. He rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart, the son of a bitch blew the chimney apart. He swore and he cursed as he rode out of sight, "Piss on you all and have one hell of a night!!!" Happy Christmas and have a merry New Year. Send This Dirty Xmas Parody To A Friend << Back to DirtyXmas.com |
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